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The unauthorized Newsletter for Canadians Who’ve Had Enough of the Nonsense & Want THE BLEEP Out — smuggled weekly (in tinfoil)
The unauthorized Newsletter for Canadians Who’ve Had Enough of the Nonsense & Want THE BLEEP Out — smuggled weekly (in tinfoil)
truth bomb 3...2...1:
The System is cooked.
Charred by absurdity.
Freedom's a memory.
And sanity? Optional.
If you ever thought: “Wait… how do I get off this ride?”
Welcome. You found it.
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Drop your name and primary email into the digital slot below to access Paul Nielsen’s weekly newsletter — exit tips and subversive life upgrades await — wrapped in tinfoil & lovingly smuggled past the Ministry of Trooth:
The System is cooked.
Charred by absurdity.
Freedom’s a memory.
And sanity? Optional.
If you ever thought:
“Wait… how do I get off this ride?”
Welcome. You found it.
* your ticket to exit *
Drop your name and primary email into the digital slot below to access Paul Nielsen’s weekly newsletter — exit tips and subversive life upgrades await — wrapped in tinfoil & lovingly smuggled past the Ministry of Trooth:
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